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The New Hampshire primary results are most certainly interesting, with Donald Trump overtaking Nikki Haley by a projected 13%. However,…
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Donald J. Tump was born in 1946. The perfect time to be exposed to leaded gasoline as child. Unlike Joe…
Fact Check: Is Barbie a Fascist?
In the recent box office smash hit, Barbie, Barbie (portrayed by Margot Robbie) is accused of being a fascist by…
OPINION: We Need to Triple the Pentagon’s Budget
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Ron DeSantis Caught Blatantly Using AI in Recent Speech
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