In a really not shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his new line of NFT trading cards. The cards, which will feature various images of Trump as some testosterone-filled mega superhero on par with superman with some incredibly garish patriotic nonsense, are being billed as the ultimate collectible for die-hard Trump fans.
But critics are slamming the move as a desperate attempt by Trump to raise funds for his mounting legal fees. The former president is currently facing multiple lawsuits and investigations, including charges of incitement of violence and tax fraud.
According to sources close to the Trump organization, the NFT trading cards are expected to fetch exorbitant prices due to their “limited edition” status. However, many are questioning the value of the cards, as they are essentially just digital images that can be easily duplicated and distributed online.
Donald Trump is quite late to the NFT hype train however, as NFTs have essentially crashed into the ground and the “metaverse” and “Web3” ships have sailed and have fortunately sank. Many celebrities’ terrible investments in NFTs have done nothing but make them look like utter village idiots as their value has plummeted into the depths of hell where NFTs belong.
In a statement, Trump defended the cards, saying they were a “truly unique and valuable addition to any collection.” He went on to claim that the proceeds from the sales would go towards “important causes,” including his legal defense fund.
But not everyone is buying into the hype. “This is just a desperate attempt by Trump to cash in on his fame and distract from his legal troubles,” said one critic. “These NFT trading cards are nothing more than a shallow attempt to make a quick buck off of his devoted followers.”
Despite the backlash, Trump remains confident that the NFT trading cards will be a huge success. “I’m the king of NFTs,” he boasted. “Nobody does it better than me.”
To be blunt, Donald Trump’s new NFT trading cards are just a thinly veiled scam to fund his never-ending legal fees. Brainwashed followers of the Trump personality cult will probably spend their life savings on these worthless digital trinkets, blindly throwing their money at a man who has repeatedly proven himself to be a con artist. It’s truly a sad reflection on the state of our society that people are willing to hand over their hard-earned cash to a fraudulent grifter like Trump.
Only time will tell if the Trump NFT trading cards will be a hit or a flop. But one thing is for certain: the former president’s legal woes are far from over.
