MRE Menu 14 Creamy Spinach Fettuccine- An Honest Review
When you’re on the battlefield and feel your tummy rumbling, you’ll have to grab an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat).…
Author: Susan Owens
Hide your children; Satanic Costa Rican Influencer Speaks His Mind
It all started at an innocent bee farm on a beautiful sunny afternoon. Finally, an opportunity to learn about the…
Boris Johnson Spreading Propaganda: “Absolutely No Friction in Golf”; Reasons For These Claims Unknown.
It was reported yesterday that legendary prime minister and childhood hero, Boris Johnson, was making delusionally false claims about…
Asbestos found in town’s drinking water; Locals say it tasted off
Officials working at the water treatment plant next to Oakwood park have noticed a 76% increase in the levels of…
Cactus Impales Innocent Student; “Is To Be Expected,” Says Board
The New Providence Middle/High School contains numerous iconic items and symbols throughout its premises. When interviews were conducted on the…
Government bunker discovered under local supermarket; Dates to Cold War
If you were to google the town “New Providence, New Jersey” before the year 2021, not much would appear. It…