Fact Check: Is Barbie a Fascist?
In the recent box office smash hit, Barbie, Barbie (portrayed by Margot Robbie) is accused of being a fascist by…
Category: Miscellaneous
Top 10 Slang Words to Use with Your Teen
Communication between parents and teenagers can sometimes feel like a challenge. As each generation evolves, so does its language, with…
Morons Commit Tax Fraud after Watching TurboTax Super Bowl Commercial
Millions of Americans have accidentally committed tax fraud after a TurboTax Super Bowl commercial encouraged viewers not to do their…
Military Contractors Recruiting Children for New Weapon Ideas
Military contractors have reportedly begun recruiting the crazy weapon ideas of small children. According to sources, the contractors have been…
New Artillery Bayonet designed for “close quarters combat”, Massively Overbudget and Delayed by BAE Systems
Recently, the M777 howitzer, a key component of the United States military’s artillery arsenal, has been outfitted with a new…
“Walker the Squawker”: Herschel Walker Attempts New Rap Career
Herschel Walker is a former professional football player who was born on March 3, 1962, in Augusta, Georgia. He played…
2022 Holiday gift guide for teens
With the holiday season right around the corner, the editing team here at the Scallion decided to create a great…