“You’ll Die an Hour Earlier!” claims President Trump, on the Topic of Daylight Savings
“I hate those darned daylight savings!” says the President “I hate those darned daylight savings,” President Trump boldly claimed in…
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Trump’s Secret Support for Transgender Mice Revealed: Government Spending Millions on “Gender Transition” for Rodents
In a stunning new discovery that has left both the scientific community and the public scratching their heads, sources within…
Hide your children; Satanic Costa Rican Influencer Speaks His Mind
It all started at an innocent bee farm on a beautiful sunny afternoon. Finally, an opportunity to learn about the…
Ron DeSantis Caught Blatantly Using AI in Recent Speech
Florida governor Ron DeSantis has just had a major setback in any potential 2024 presidential campaign after giving a speech…
Donald Trump’s NFT Trading Cards: The Ultimate Collectible for Devoted Fans or a Desperate Money Grab?
In a really not shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his new line…
Republicans Give New Reasons to Hate Pronouns
1. Marjorie Taylor Greene – “Pronouns Killed My Father” Recently, it has been revealed that Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene hates…