Vindictive Juvenile Locked Away: The Ultimate Test of Strength
The Plan Of A Lifetime: It was a typical winter break for 12-year-old Johnny Johnson: no school, no homework, and…
Category: Schools
Local news about the New Providence School District
Water Bottle Tater: The Starchy Tycoon
The Story Behind It All It was a typical day at Westview Middle School, until 8th grader, Sarah Carp, made…
Spooky, Scary, Pumpkin Sends Terrified School To Lockdown After Halloween
“This is so dumb!” Shouted middle school student Brandon Jefferies as he spoke to a writer at The Scallion just…
School District Now Requires Mandatory Meme Workshop in order to “Relate with the youth”
The New Providence School District has announced in a recent district-wide email that all teachers, starting next year, will be…
Local Health Officials Deem Middle School Boys Bathroom “public health hazard”
New Providence Middle/High School–The local health department has issued a warning to parents and students of New Providence Middle School…
OPINION: Stop serving caffeinated beverages in school
When you hop into the lunch line at New Providence Middle/High School, you’ll be greeted by pastas, burgers, and other…
Teachers required to play movie “Inside Out” once per marking period in order to “boost morale” among students
New Providence Middle School– School administrators today have announced a brand new policy in order to increase levels of student…
Cactus Impales Innocent Student; “Is To Be Expected,” Says Board
The New Providence Middle/High School contains numerous iconic items and symbols throughout its premises. When interviews were conducted on the…
From a museum to a country → How school field trips have evolved
It’s no shocker that most students everywhere love to embark on the adventurous journey that is the field trip. However,…
16 Middle schoolers arrested in gum smuggling scheme, Says authorities
New Providence Middle School—Local police have arrested 16 students after school administrators uncovered a huge gum smuggling scheme after gum…