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Ron DeSantis Caught Blatantly Using AI in Recent Speech

Florida governor Ron DeSantis has just had a major setback in any potential 2024 presidential campaign after giving a speech…

Millions of Americans have accidentally committed tax fraud after a TurboTax Super Bowl commercial encouraged viewers not to do their…

Washington D.C. – In light of recent events, the United States military has just announced plans to develop a new…

Military contractors have reportedly begun recruiting the crazy weapon ideas of small children. According to sources, the contractors have been…

Recently, the M777 howitzer, a key component of the United States military’s artillery arsenal, has been outfitted with a new…

In a really not shocking turn of events, former President Donald Trump has announced the launch of his new line…

Sad Clown: On Strike The clowns, who are demanding better working conditions and higher pay, have refused to perform at…

1. Marjorie Taylor Greene – “Pronouns Killed My Father” Recently, it has been revealed that Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene hates…

Herschel Walker is a former professional football player who was born on March 3, 1962, in Augusta, Georgia. He played…

In a move that has surprised many, Santa Claus has announced that his beloved sleigh has been outfitted with state-of-the-art…