“You’ll Die an Hour Earlier!” claims President Trump, on the Topic of Daylight Savings
“I hate those darned daylight savings!” says the President “I hate those darned daylight savings,” President Trump boldly claimed in…
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Trump’s Secret Support for Transgender Mice Revealed: Government Spending Millions on “Gender Transition” for Rodents
In a stunning new discovery that has left both the scientific community and the public scratching their heads, sources within…
Spooky, Scary, Pumpkin Sends Terrified School To Lockdown After Halloween
“This is so dumb!” Shouted middle school student Brandon Jefferies as he spoke to a writer at The Scallion just…
“Walker the Squawker”: Herschel Walker Attempts New Rap Career
Herschel Walker is a former professional football player who was born on March 3, 1962, in Augusta, Georgia. He played…